How to Make a Black Hole

Hey everybody! Ever been bored on a rainy day? Played all the video games you have? Watched all the T.V you can stand, and want something new? Are your parents wondering if you will ever do something productive with your life? I have a fun, and educational, way to take care of all the problems at same time. Get some your friends together and make a black hole!
"Now wait a second," I hear you say. "Isn't a black hole a singularity in the time-space continuum where the gravity's so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape?…