One Time This Really Big Guy...

One time, there was this really big guy and he said he was going to steal my sandwich if I didn?t hurry up and eat it. He was born in the exotic part of the Amazon and had a jaunty skin color. So I tried to parry my sandwich by wavered my arms wildly. I connected with his jaw and made him angry. A mathematics teacher caught me in the act and conveyed me to the assistant principles office down at the end of the hallway. The assistant principal was very tawdry in his looks. He had a cheap wool suit with bright yellow banana sneakers like the ones people wore back in the seventies. …