The Redneck Mystique

One of the few completely clean jokes I know came from the pastor of my church. On a recent Sunday morning, he told a story about Jesus going to a small restaurant and sitting quietly in a corner after placing a lunch order. An Irishman in a wheelchair comes into the restaurant, is shown to his table, whereupon he recognizes Jesus, and asks the waitress to send over a cup of coffee, from him. Next comes in an Englishman with a pronounced limp, who also recognizes Jesus, and asks the waitress to send over a "cuppa" tea from him. …