Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

" The harmonacraft slid a little way before landing with a great deal of impact upon the soft surface. Much turbulence had been caused by the planet's gravitational force field when entering its atmosphere. My destination, Earth had been located successfully, however safe-landing areas had not been identified by the triple G sonar, (a.k.a. Green Grid Guide) which had been implemented into the harmonacraft just before lift off. This meant that the system had not been preplayed to ensure direct navigation to the zone that was to undergo examination. Despite initial uncertainties I managed to avoid collisions with the nostalgic shooting stars and just escaped death from the Opilostic black hole that awaited me before entrance to the Milky Way. …