Tainted Studs: A Comediac Cautionary Tale of Teen Sexuality.

Long Dark Road: The Story of the Tainted Studs
(Merlin Ashley walks down the hallway thrusting his loins and shouting obscenities at all females passing by, he eventually stops to talk to one particularly fetching chickadee)
Merlin: How you doing, Baby?
Martika: I'm fine thanks (Swooning)
Merlin: My name is Merlin, what's yours?
Martika: I'm Martika.
Merlin: Well Martika, how would you like to come back to my place for a bite to eat, I'll provide the dessert, "Merlin ala mode".
Martika: I'd like that.
Merlin: You're not the first woman to say that. (He licks his lipes), You know,…