Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Kim Normal but most of you know me as Kim Blogg, daughter well known Avon lady, Peg and her husband Bill. I am running to become the greatest, paramount Mayor this town is ever to see. My policy is one, which has derived from many observations throughout the countless years of my life spent living in such an extraordinary community as this one. Of these experiences numerous have been in relation to a single figure, still well remembered by many, this person being Edward Scissorhands.
Stamp your feet to the sound of individualism is my slogan. …
