A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Ersatz Elevator
Lemony Snicket
259 Pages
Copyrighted in 2001
Klaus's Diary
3/31/01
Dear Diary,
<Tab/>Today I arrived at the Squalor's apartment, which is located on Dark Avenue. My climb to their apartment wasn't easy since the elevators were out. No, the elevators weren't out of order. They were just out. See in this part of the city, everything has either one of two statuses. Either it is in or it is out. If the item is in, that means it is stylish and fashionable. On the other hand, if an item is out, that means it is…
