"Are you OK?" , You've most likely heard this interrogative spoken at times like these:
Subject 1: (Lying in a pool of his own blood, obviously dead.)
Subject 2: OMIGAWD! I saw that truck run you over then back up and run you over again! (Here it comes) Are you O.K?
Subject 1: (Still dead)
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