A Modest Proposal on Reality Shows based on "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift

Write a modest proposal about an issue in society.
A Modest Proposal
I have a modest proposal...
It has come to my attention that the reality show genre has been depleted of new ideas for shows. From the hot tropical islands of Survivor 9 to hot transformed women in The Swan it shows that producers have completely run out of new creative ideas.
Here, I present to you several new, never seen before ideas for a better reality show:
First, I propose that Survivor be moved to Antarctica. There the contestants will have to pit their minds against each other while preventing frostbite and avo…