A funny and creative piece written from the persective of a cat who realizes he is a homosexual

My Cat Comes Out
<Tab/>Have you ever wondered how the light from the sun shines through the window and forms a rainbow? You know those mini rainbows that shine on the wall and floors and just brighten up a whole room. Well, I have never questioned this phenomenon until now.
<Tab/>As usual when my family leaves for the day I happily prance around the house like a queen. I lie on the fluffiest pillows with the most velvety cotton. I sharpen my nails on the most expensive couches. I watch the screensavers of me as a kitten on the computers, and I pick through the…