Football vs. Football

There are two great sports that have both generated more than their fair share of rabid fans. That's right: football, and football. That is, American football versus real football, or 'soccer' as the Americans have so graciously renamed it to avoid confusion. Real soccer is a game of strength, speed, and stamina, while America football combines the smartest, the strongest, and the biggest people one will ever see. In soccer it doesn't matter how much weight one carries, or whether one can do a crowd-pleasing touch-up shuffle after scoring. It's a game of individual and team skill. Soccer…