Meet Mr.Computer, Typical Use of a Computer

Have you ever seen a computer in a store and said, "Whoa! What a chick!"
? I am sure you would have, if you were familiar with the new 16xCD-ROM
and extra wide SCSI-2 9.0 GB hard drive it features, or if you knew about
the dual 225 MHz Pentium pro MMX chips blazing up its performance. To
tell you all about computers, it takes a total computer nut like me. After
working with computers almost all my life, I can tell you that a computer
is an electrical device, without which a guy like me probably cannot
survive. If you have no idea of what I am beeping about, read on. …