Original myth

ORIGINAL MYTH
Why do we have Time Zones?
There was silence in the courtroom. All the gods were crowding around waiting for the sentence of Jeremy Miles half-god half mortal. The chief goddess Esther walked in the room furiously and sat down in her seat. "You have lied to me Jeremy. You said you were 7,000 miles away in a far away place, Dutchess County, but in fact you were with my daughter, covertly, in White Plains. I heard a witness testify that you two were together a week from yesterday" roared Esther the Chief goddess. Because I am a nice person I will give you two options for your…