Why Are the Homeless Homeless? - A Satire

There are many homeless people out on the streets of the large cities in
this great nation. When unemployment still hasn't gotten near zero and new
jobs are being created every day, people are starting to ask why there are
still homeless people in the alleys and on the sidewalks of this country.
This seems to be an ever haunting problem even though it would be so easy for
homeless people to just get a job. Let's look at the general requirements for
applying for and keeping a job. …