Humorous Creative Writing- "There goes my job" words: 1015

Hi. My name is Matt Timidus. I have been working at the toy store 'Toys r us' for 3 years so far, yet I never had this kind of catastrophe since my brother danced in bikini in a pole for paying the rent. It was horrible, horrible I tell you; I still can't believe it happened some days ago, but I can remember it as if it was yesterday...
It was like any other day in the toy store. The "Barbies" were in alphabetical order from "Alpinist Barbie version 2 " to "Zelene, Barbie's special friend", the video-games were in their place, the action figures were in their boxes and most important, my…