The Man Eating Hamburger

Hi, my names Johnny Romero, I used to work at Mc-Donald's until something very strange happened. It was a bright Sunday morning, I was riding my bike down the street to where I work. As I arrived I was greeted by my bosses gruff voice, "hurry up Johnny you lazy pig, your 10 minutes late". I mumbled a reply and started putting on my work clothes and hairnet.
It was very busy today, crowds of hungry people were lined up at the counter and the kitchen was in chaos. Everyone working was trying to do things as fast as they could but they had thrown any care about how the food is prepared out the window. Customers were coming back to tell us that the meals were not good enough.
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